A flea-infested motley crew of clueless blowhards, idiots and ne'er do wells.
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Beef : Rob Watkins
Leaner and fitter this year; a fillet (fill it!!) of Beef! Hopes to rise to the occasion and not fall asleep on the job.. Has recently moved to a new pen out in the sticks where the grass is green and the Jack Daniels flows like a mountain stream.
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Gerbil: Phillip Gerber
Another from the Land of Blikkies. A totally unknown quantity and quality and a virgin;good luck fella!
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King Prawn: Kevin Antonio
So named after blaming alcohol poisoning on some dodgy prawns! Nice try!! Kev is the head honcho of the Armadillos and it is rumoured he will be promoted to Old Git status soon as the OG has been promoted to Legend. Nb Kev still has no functioning knees of any description. If you want to buy him a drink Sambuca is his favourite!
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Monster: Blikkies Blignaut
More disturbing gaiety during the year from the Big Man. Some very dodgy pictures on Facebook have once led to questions about his manliness. Due to get married this year; hopefully it hasn’t sapped his strength. Favourite Song was Monster but in keeping with recently discovering his feminine side he has admitted that the song from Frozen is the new choice and may get played at his wedding..
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Nicky T: Nick Turnbull
Missed last year with thumb trouble but will add POWER to the Dillos. Another one to get engaged recently! Dillos falling like …..er Dillos.
Is bringing the missus with him but it won’t keep him from the battery!
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Trevor Langworth: (aka Trevlet or Longfellow)
Trev is once again footloose and single. Watch out Ladyboys. His entire body is now covered in tatoos even where the sun doesn’t shine (ask to see!). Trevor has stocked up with wet wipes (refrigerated) and is hopeful he won’t be caught short – or long during a match.