A mixed ability drinking team of miscreants and ne'er do wells.
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Blikkies Blignaut (Monster)
Favourite Song: Monster (what’s that coming over the Hill? Is it a Blikkies?...). The only question mark is over his relationship with a member of the opposite sex. This has led to several gayish outbursts on Facebook and may have affected his allround manliness and cricketing prowess.
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Gary Darbyshire (Gaz)
Favourite song: “I love the sound of breaking glass”. Had a habit of disappearing into the night last year but still managed to stay alive. A few jitters last year but we have every confidence he will rise to the occasion.
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Kevin Antonio (King Prawn)
A fine physical specimen from the hair line up, our captain courageous and all round good guy is back for more Chiang Mai high jinx. Now a one-legged younger Old Git. He takes a lot of stick from the Dillos which is mostly warranted but when all is said and done mucho respect to the leader of the pack.
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Neil Hutchison (Biff)
The Biffster is still single and on the loose. Watch out you ladyboys, he prefers ugly women! Bit of a fading genius in terms of cricketing ability and looks
Speedos will no doubt be exhibited as usual!
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Paul Cousens (PC)
Back once again to try and go one better and win a trophy. Has been working hard on his full-tosses all winter and has found a bit of turn off the wicket (he got married!). Despite this we hope his stamina will not suffer and he will still be able to wield the Mighty Oak.
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Rob Watkins (Beef)
Well marinated in Jack Daniels all winter as usual. “Another year older and deeper in debt”! (from the Song 16 Tons). Firmed-up his allround performance last year and still managed 40 winks!
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Trevor Langworth (Longfellow)
Trev is still in love with a local girl(?). He has travelled back several times this year already and is now a fully-fledged ‘Western Sponsor’. Needs to show what he can do with the willow this year as his wood has been somewhat lacking previously.
