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Alan Shape
Restaurant owner, M, 41. WLTM busty F, 18-25 with 2 years front of house experience. $20/hr.
Please forward resume and covering letter to [email protected]
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Darbsy Wells
Laid-back M, 38. GSOH. Probably disease-free. Seeks playmate for no strings fun.
Age/gender not important.
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Lain Davison
Cuddly fire-fighter, M, 40. Seeks F to share late night walks to SevenEleven and fish snacks.
Must enjoy pain. Likes sleeping, PlayStation and table tennis.
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Neil Morton
M, 24. Seeks outgoing, adventurous medical professional.
Nurses, ambos, physios, horse vets etc for fun, meaningful relationship.
Likes - wooden statues & real champagne.
Dislikes - heavy wooden statues and mosquito bites.
Must be willing to drink from a runcible spoon.
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Steve Drakeford
African banker, M, 38.
SGM seeks SWF for Singapore Slings, gossiping & ranking the Aussie pace attack from hottest to cutest.
Likes - wicket-keeping.
Dislikes - copping it from the Umps.
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Troy Meguerditchian
Tall, dark, handsome teacher, M, 41.
Seeks Albanian princess who WANTS it.
Do you want it as much as me? You've got to WANT it.
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Vikas Arora
Spicy left-handed Indian M, 30.
Passion for Russian liqueur.
WLTM elephant loving female to help him forget about his country's latest 3-1 test series defeat to England.