Ios Malakas

Debut
1996
Appearances
26

MALAKAS are to CRICKET what PRICE WATERHOUSE are to the OSCARS!!

Matches

Round One (Group F)

Date Time Team 1 Score Overs Team 2 Score Overs Result
2/4 12.20 Sa Pa 39/2 5.0 Ios Malakas 40/0 3.3 Won by 6 wickets
3/4 12.30 Red Lion Wombats 48/0 5.0 Ios Malakas 51/0 4.4 Won by 6 wickets
4/4 11.35 Ios Malakas 88/0 5.0 Drifters 91/0 4.3 Lost by 6 wickets

Round Two (Plate Group A)

Date Time Team 1 Score Overs Team 2 Score Overs Result
5/4 14.30 Gymkhana Cavaliers 63/2 4.6 Ios Malakas 65/0 3.4 Won by 6 wickets
6/4 11.20 Ios Malakas 75/0 5.0 Sons of Pitches 76/2 4.3 Lost by 4 wickets

Plate Semi-Finals

Date Time Team 1 Score Overs Team 2 Score Overs Result
8/4 12.15 Ios Malakas 115/0 5.0 Almar 79/0 5.0 Won by 36 runs

Plate Final

Date Time Team 1 Score Overs Team 2 Score Overs Result
8/4 16.10 Sons of Pitches 79/2 5.0 Ios Malakas 67/0 5.0 Lost by 12 runs

Ios Malakas Players

  • 50 CRATES TIM

    Of Greek heritage this is of course a fulfilment of his life’s ambition to be officially ordained a Malaka. A fervent West Ham fan He hopes his association with the Malakas will continue to provide the success story he is used to with the Hammers.

  • BEN ANTES

    A popular understudy to our Dutch master Lemon, Ben also plans his all year fitness regime to peak in Chiang Mai & like Lemon he is often out all night planning tactics for the next days match. Lets hope there are not too many Ducks A La Orange this year , although I am sure Jenny would welcome them.

  • HARRY OSMAN

    The other partner in the prestigious quality Grog business and another Chiang Mai stalwart. Let’s hope this Arsenal fanatic does not swap Arsene out for Arsin’ about {not at match times anyway} and that this Gooner Is not a wooden Spooner.

  • LEMON RAY MATTI

    A great Chiang Mai ambassador, he is a rare example of a European boat person becoming a refugee in Asia. Dutch interest in Cricket was traced to the misconception that Van Holder was Dutch not West Indian, sadly whilst many Cloggies’ names contain The ‘VAN’ element, their fielding abilities suggest they need to work on the ‘HOLDER’ part. The welcome Matti is always there for those brave enough to visit the Malakas tent.

  • MARTY ‘ C H ‘ BYRNES

    Most of you would never have noticed Marty[ Coq Tere’] previously at the tournament, none the less he is a Malaka veteran. His evenings spent reading scripture in his room, despite this all Police & Ambulance leave has been cancelled, Medicare have a Chiang Mai exclusion clause, and the stock price of crutches, splints, bandages & ear plugs has gone through the roof. As no doubt will CH at some stage. Another maybe no show after being left with the bill from a recent wedding , but on the bright side he now has several goats and a couple of camels if anybody is near Kalgoorlie.

  • MAX OSMAN

    Long time Malaka, this purveyor of fine wines has now turned to “Gentleman Farmer” However as a result of an RSPCA ban it has no activity of a bovine nature, due to his habit of aiming everything at cow corner. In a dramatic late development Max has been installed as ante-post favourite for the SID award following a failed M.Fanning Impersonation and will most probably be an absentee due to upcoming surgery.

  • PETER MITCHELL MITCH

    Fresh from his extensive Asian acclimatization period Mitch should be fully charged up and ready to go. A veteran of many Tournaments he loves the Craic’ – but not the crack [ especially his ankle] Sue & Mitch’s love of Chiang Mai is clearly Demonstrated by their reluctance to leave even on flights they have already paid for.

  • SAURAV CHATTERJEEE

    Our ever popular globetrotting superstar should see our odds plummet whilst he is amongst us, only to have reality kick in as he makes his way to the airport. Our best chance may be a three day Pilots strike around Thursday. He should be particularly admired for his ability to fit a full weeks drinking into his reduced time with us.

  • SIMON COOKSLEY

    A supporter of the red half of Scouseland Si hopes to be the cream of the KLOPP. An experienced Malaka he knows that “YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE” does not apply to the Malakas, as when you walk from the Square you will rarely wait long For our next walker or should that be Waddler?

  • STEVE CHRISTIE ‘CRUNCH’

    Crunch has completed his 500 plus trial games with the Waratahs and proved himself worthy of a place in the Malakas squad. I bet he never dreamed of such heights when he took up the game back in the pre war days!!

  • STEVE HERMAN HERPS

    Where did we dig him up from? This seasoned Malaka is our very own Miner county player. He is the original Herman Hermit & often needs round the clock nursing in his room, we will do all we can to coax him out at Match times.

  • WAZZA WARREN

    Yet another Malaka involved in vital public services, a senior rep of Carlton brewery, he will never be short of Malaka volunteers for quality control testing.

Ios Malakas Supporters

  • MICK MOOHAN

    After 50 years service in the fascinating world of insurance Sid is now officially RETARDED and Rigsby to Struths Ms Jones. Currently travelling Australia he found time to put together these pen pictures before fleeing to Sydney [named after him] To join the Gay & Lesbian MARDI GRAS . This after a brief detour to catch up with GLASSES another long time Malaka In PAPUA NEW GUINEA .

  • SUPPORTERS

    TERRY, JENNY, BENNY, RUTH, DAG , NIT, BRUCE, F.C, SUE, CHACHI, PAN, MRS SIMON & SAM, GRANT, MONSTER, MARK, MRS 50 CRATES, MRS CRUNCH AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST SID.