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Chris Coombes
Once again he is taking the skippers armband and leading the troops from the front. Looking forward to some long bowling spells with his ‘spitting grenades’ and masterly occupation of the crease he hopes to go one better on last years 0/5 win streak.
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Mark Robinson
Our secret weapon has been charging in from the golf course end this term and looking sharp with the ball….batting seems to be his Achilles but he has now mastered the heave to leg and has great hopes of a successful campaign. His drinking skills will be soundly tested.
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Noor
Back in the side after a year away and adding some Eastern promise to the team, Noor is keen to bolster his trophy cabinet with more baubles from the UN Irish team. His relentless need for alcohol and ability to play under the influence can only boost his chances of another successful season in the team.
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Phil Catterall
Back for another season his dashing batting and deadly bowling will have the opposition quaking in their boots. A few surprising emails about being on the wagon have left the team a little mystified and surviving a week in CM will test his resolve to the limit. Let’s hope his passport is valid this time around.