Almar are from Cape Town.
It is with a tear in the eye, not sure whether it's through happiness or
sadness, that Almar announce the retirement of Terry Wallace from
playing duties. He brought much laughter on the field of play, not
sure it was his intention, and a great deal of consternation off it
through his Mugabe style dictatorship.
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Dax Bailey
Dax models himself on his cricketing idol, the infamous Bermudian,
Dwayne Leverock. His job as a seller of wine gives very little indication
as to whether Dax pocesses any cricket skills. Otherwise, his upbeat
outlook and constant jibber jabbering might prove useful in the after
match socialising.
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Ebrahim Parker
Hash has a forgettable job of very little interest, though he
is head of youth cricket at his local club. As a lover of
Bollywood movies he is a batsman of some style. Regrettably
this is looking good in his kit rather than technical stroke play.
His fair weather bowling will come in handy during lost causes.
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Garry Muller
After failing to prove that he could be quicker between the wickets
last year, Gary has sacked his sprint coach. This year he tried
'The Fully Monty' fitness regime. He could be found wrapped in
cling film, sitting in a sauna, while sipping a cold Castle. This year
Gary will only be hitting boundaries.
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MC Laubscher
MC is a detective in the South African Police Service. He is
also an avid sports photographer, although cheer leaders
seem to be his favourite subject. As a wicketkeeper/batsman,
Almar can finally replace Foxy after a few years of comedy
keeping. MC is reported to enjoy the social aspects of cricket
as much as the playing.
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Neil Strybis
As Neil becomes chronologically challenged & his cricketing skills
diminish, he has found a new role within the Almar side as a
pitch reporter. He can regularly be found, after his opening
delivery, giving the wicket a close up and personal inspection.
Likes coming to Chiang Mai as he gets to rise up the order &
bat at 6.
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Peter Scott
As an expert in the conditioning of air it comes as little surprise
Peter has a lot to say, especially about his own crafty bowling. It
has been said that he can hold a bat only slightly better than his
John Travolta dance moves. Another who brings more to the
social side of cricket than the playing.
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Ron Nes
Ron is still an all rounder despite debilitating strains all over his body. He
can still run & walk if the circumstance are deemed critical. Ron remains
in the side these days more to provide funds for his more fiscally
challenged team mates than his cricketing prowess.
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William Crichton-Stuart
Now on his 10th sixes, it is expected that he would understand
how detrimental no sleep and copious tins of San Miguel can
be on his ability to play cricket. Unfortunately there doesn't
seem to be any cricketing skills to be affected by this lifestyle.
Carry on !