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Clive Huggins (Huggy)
Not really a hypochondriac because age is starting - or should it be "has" - taken it's toll. The expanding figure does not assist. Favourite character is Peter Pan closely followed by Wendy or should it be the other way round!
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Jeremy Hinds (Caveman)
A year later, a dozen diet attempts and a personal trainer.......all to no avail. Been concentrating on his stable of horses but may do better with donkeys on the beach! However achieved considerable fame recently in La Manga Spain with the English 40 Club (195 runs off 64 balls including 16 x 6's).
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Norman Strickland (The Legend)
Still talking a good game. Hopes his natural speed and ability will warrant a place in the team. Can keep wicket, bowl and bat - unfortunately this was more than three decades ago. Now a realist after a few drinks.
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Paul Lack (Mr Magoo)
with or without glasses although cosmetic surgery could assist. Promises not to run anyone out but don't bet on it. Still turning the old arm over with success but rapidly approaching vet's cricket and should do well at 60 plus.
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Steve Harpley
(Harpo) He's back again - slimmer and fit and hoping to emulate his past performances in Chiang Mai.Remember Harpo.......boys on tour........no repeats of last time and keep away from those Thai Bookmakers.
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Steve Naylor (Nails)
From Middlesborough and fresh from elocution lessons. Welcome back mate. We are expecting great things from you. Now you have finished reading Fifty Shades of Grey perhaps you can concentrate on your claim to be No 1 in the side.
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Tim Peters
(He will answer to any name if you talk to him) - Has a penchant for massage or did have last year. What will be his forte this year although not hard to guess for those that know of his solitary meanderings apres le cricket.