After winning silverware for the last two years and going for three in a row at the best tournament in the world, we can only see the Malakas as the true Greek Gods they are. Let me inroduce them to you....
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BEN ANTES
Ben is Apollo, the god of music, party, slammers, and speed dating, no speed drinking
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HARRY OSMAN
Harry is Uranus , father of the Titans, the god of sky and heaven, and smoke and smiles
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MAX OSMAN
Max is Zeus, king of the Gods, master of the Malakas. amazing with the penalty glove
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NATHAN KINCAID
Nathan is Ares, the god of war and destruction, most local bar owners know why
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RAY MATTI
Lemon is Poseidon, god of the seas, lakes, boats and J&B water
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SAURAV CHATTERJEE
Sol is Atlas as he carries the team, both on and off the field
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SIMON COOKSLEY
Simon is Priapus, the god of fertility, and known for his enormous penis (google it)
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STEVE CHRISTIE
Crunch of course is Eros, the god of sexual desire, attraction and love for the game
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STEVE HERMAN
Herpes is Dionysus, the god of booze, soap, massages, and religious ecstasy.
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TIM CAMICARNIS
50crates is Heracles, the god of sports. health (ahem) and the strongest (smelling) man on earth
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WAZZA WARREN
Wazza is Aeolus, god of the mind as he is that fast, but hopefully not wind as in flatulance