After winning silverware for the last two years and going for three in a row at the best tournament in the world, we can only see the Malakas as the true Greek Gods they are. Let me inroduce them to you....
Ben is Apollo, the god of music, party, slammers, and speed dating, no speed drinking
Harry is Uranus , father of the Titans, the god of sky and heaven, and smoke and smiles
Max is Zeus, king of the Gods, master of the Malakas. amazing with the penalty glove
Nathan is Ares, the god of war and destruction, most local bar owners know why
Lemon is Poseidon, god of the seas, lakes, boats and J&B water
Sol is Atlas as he carries the team, both on and off the field
Simon is Priapus, the god of fertility, and known for his enormous penis (google it)
Crunch of course is Eros, the god of sexual desire, attraction and love for the game
Herpes is Dionysus, the god of booze, soap, massages, and religious ecstasy.
50crates is Heracles, the god of sports. health (ahem) and the strongest (smelling) man on earth
Wazza is Aeolus, god of the mind as he is that fast, but hopefully not wind as in flatulance