Ios Malakas

Debut
1996
Appearances
25
Ios Malakas

After winning silverware for the last two years and going for three in a row at the best tournament in the world, we can only see the Malakas as the true Greek Gods they are. Let me inroduce them to you....

Ios Malakas Players

  • BEN ANTES

    Ben is Apollo, the god of music, party, slammers, and speed dating, no speed drinking

  • HARRY OSMAN

    Harry is Uranus , father of the Titans, the god of sky and heaven, and smoke and smiles

  • MAX OSMAN

    Max is Zeus, king of the Gods, master of the Malakas. amazing with the penalty glove

  • NATHAN KINCAID

    Nathan is Ares, the god of war and destruction, most local bar owners know why

  • RAY MATTI

    Lemon is Poseidon, god of the seas, lakes, boats and J&B water

  • SAURAV CHATTERJEE

    Sol is Atlas as he carries the team, both on and off the field

  • SIMON COOKSLEY

    Simon is Priapus, the god of fertility, and known for his enormous penis (google it)

  • STEVE CHRISTIE

    Crunch of course is Eros, the god of sexual desire, attraction and love for the game

  • STEVE HERMAN

    Herpes is Dionysus, the god of booze, soap, massages, and religious ecstasy.

  • TIM CAMICARNIS

    50crates is Heracles, the god of sports. health (ahem) and the strongest (smelling) man on earth

  • WAZZA WARREN

    Wazza is Aeolus, god of the mind as he is that fast, but hopefully not wind as in flatulance

Ios Malakas Supporters

  • JENNY MORGAN AND SID MOOHAN

    The supporters, the Titans of Pleasure, are a diverse and ruckus bunch, either present or far away. If you listen well you can hear Jenny and Sid screaming and cheering at their screens and they will be joined by the weirdos at the pitch, Yamas!